Meaningless drivel, please disregard.

I blame you. All of you. By all of you I mean me as well. Can't we all just get along? *giggle snort* You want and want and takey take and mine oh me. I want to see the world of space ships teleporty beemos and all that hoopylah. What's that? Oh dear it's a Socialist in our midst! STAB STAB STAB! Wait, perhaps no stab. That could get us in trouble.

Lets just sit back and listen to the oh so low boom de bump of the bass drum as it thuds out its syncopated rythem in a looped manner. Perhaps an off beat, oh snap time change! 3/4 can you handle this? Watch your flats on the flats and sharps son least you jump a half step and folly into a Acid Jazz solo.

And while I'm on the subject, where the hell is Bobby? He played keys and had a beard every now and then. We smoked cigarettes days before he danced off on his religious endeavor to... Kansas? When he came back he was different, that is to say he was exactingly the sameINGLY. Beard was back as well. We caught him ordering a scandalous video from the television at about 3 in the MOR NINE. Poor Bobby.

At least we have Ol' bunk. That is to say Buck. That is to say Cakes. I hear he is getting good at the guitar and may even have a song for us to chuckle. Wait have I got off topic? Ill get back on topic. If I get too much sun in the Bahamas can I be on the Topic of Cancer in the Tropic of Cancer? Oh sides oh dear. Anyhoo... As I was mumbling. This orange juice is quite delightful.

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Bored at work?

Skype

I am bored.
I also just found a webcam(crappy web cam) and got it to work on my Mac.

So, I am opening up the phone lines to you. People of the interwebs.





Call me! Talk to me! Or not, whatevs.

Texting some person who is not my sister Lindsay

I was trying to send a text message to my sister but it seems I have the wrong number. I was bored and at work at the time so I decided to have fun with this person. This person is labeled NotMySister below.

Here is a transcript of what happened.

Me:Hi! We never hang out, we need to fix that. (this is the text that was supposed to go to my sister)

NotMySister: Who is this?

Me: Eric

NotMySister: Eric who?

Me: Eric your brother. Is this not Lindsay?

NotMySister: O no this aint Lindsay.

Me: Oh, Sorry.

NotMySister: Its all good.

*about an hour passes*

NotMySister: So....... R u hot

Me: Not overly, I'm the bookish grizzly skinny type. I'm "the nice guy".

NotMySister: How old R u

Me: 27, Yeah, old AND married AND ugly. But at least I'm broke.

NotMySister: O Geez! Thats not that old but thats old enuf. LOL DO u have any young hot sons? Lol

Me: Sorry, no sons. I do have 3 cats though. And a boring job that makes me text people I don't know.

NotMySister: Haha sounds like u have such a fascinating life. Jp So what do u do 2 keep urself 4rm goin crazy?

Me: Alphabetize my fridge, write "One Tree Hill" fan-fiction, make paintings of ducks, knitting, lucid dreaming. You know, the usual.

NotMySister: Haha sounds like ur an average joe. So let me get this straight, u knit 4 ur cats rite?

Me: Well I don't want the little things to get too cold, they need little sweaters and scarfs. Although I guess its not too big a deal, them being stuffed and all.

NotMySister: Ur crazy but ur funny! Lol so ur married rite?

Me: That's right, my wife rules. She's so funny, always telling jokes like "I'm leaving you" "you disgust me" "I hate you forever" HaHa! What a crack up!

NotMySister: Umm...R u sure she's jokin? Cuz that'd b way sad if she was bn serious an u thought she was jus jokin. Lol

Me: Oh yeah. I'm sure. She laughs about it so hard she has to leave the room. Sometimes for weeks at a time. Yelling "I CAN'T TAKE IT!"

NotMySister: Hmmm...Maybe u should lay the smack down no her. Lol jp

Me: Well I'm not much of a smack downer. I tend to be too nice for my own good. I got mugged once and the guy looked "down trodden" so I made him take my watch too.

NotMySister: Now thats sad. U shouldn't b that nice 2 any1. People tend 2 take advantage of u more.

Me: Perhaps your right, I am too nice. I'm going to stop breaking for pedestrians. I'm gonna start stabbing hobos. I'm gonna leave the seat up.

NotMySister: Haha well i'm not talkin bout bn that mean. But hey its a step. Lol

Me: Yeah, have to find that grey area like with my drinking. Not too little and not too much. No more stomach pumps for me!

NotMySister: Ya or somethin huh?

Me: Well, its been weird. Have a good night not my sister Lindsay.

NotMySister: Have a good night not my brother Eric.

The End.

Sunday Time Killer

Full episodes of MacGyver and Star Trek TOS have just been put on those YooToobs the kids are all talking about.



Joy!