Oh, also...

These are the posts from our old page AwenBlog.com and Eric's old blog Snyder Cider.
Anything posted from 2010 to 2008 is an AwenBlog.com post and anything posted from 2006 to 2001 is a Snyder Cider post.

(BEWARE!!! ADOLESCENT ANGST/TYPOS/GRAMMAR AND SPELLING VIOLATIONS ABOUND! A lot of the old stuff is kind of embarrassing and really doesn't reflect the people we have become. We have grown up a great deal over the years. These posts are really here just for fun/archival purposes.)

Entries in Meaningless Drivel (1)

Sunday
Jun072009

Meaningless Drivel Abound!

The Ant is frightened by the monstrous boulder that is the charcoal dust breaking away as I drag my noggin across the pape uh. Here's what you do: runckity rock the dance floor till your socks fall off baby. Just be sure to leave your keys and dignity at the door. Don't worry, we got a Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee and his name is DWANE!?. Perhaps I have gotten off message. Unless this is the message. Got my Soft Batch, got my linty toes, got my toot toot that is still not OK but dealt with because it's just the way it is.

The shake and shake and the low hum that brings static and a crack and particle and the cracks widen and the eyes spin. Pants on Wings off. Off to work at the dust and MIGHT control factory. Yaaaaaaaall just jealous and you have to just waddle back to your office and clack the metal balls. Then, clack the metal balls. Then, .......... SPREADSHEET BABY! OH YEAH! NOTHING GET'S MY MANAGERIAL JUICES FLOWING LIKE A SPREADSHEET FULL OF NOOOOOOMBRRRRRS!!!

*cough* *cough* The excessive use of the word "and" is by choice. *sniff* *ruba* *dub* Take your K2 meeter and your ham sandwich and put them in the oven at about 350 degrees. Be sure to stir the pot. Don Wan d' Goes Gen Ouw. Light blinky, drive a chrunchy, whispy heat cartoon wavey lines from the back of Mr. Friend(or Mrs. depending on your disposition) I am having a hard time keeping my ears to the flooooowwwwwwwwww. You know what? Nevermind. Fucking Nevermind. I'm gonna go play at Jarome's house.